Alex Connell’s Reviews > Macho Man: The Untamed, Unbelievable Life of Randy Savage > Status Update

OHH YEAH, LISTEN HERE, ALEX, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PAPERBACK PUPPY — I’M LOOKIN’ AT THAT GOODREADS GOAL AND IT’S WEAKER THAN A CUP OF DECAF IN A LIBRARY BASEMENT, DIG IT! YOU SET THAT NUMBER LIKE YOU’RE AFRAID OF THE PAGES, YEAH, LIKE THE WORDS MIGHT JUMP OFF THE PAPER AND BODY SLAM YOU FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE CREAM OF THE CROP READS HARD, READS FAST, AND READS WITH INTENSITY, OH YEAH! SO TURN THE PAGE, SNAP INTO A BOOK, AND LET THOSE CHAPTERS FEEL THE MADNESS, BROTHER!