Day’s Reviews > Gone Girl > Status Update

Amy has a big, extraordinary brain…and I love it!

I like Amy! I agree, “Cool Girl” doesn’t exist! 😂

Finally, an honest statement from this barracuda of a man! Yes, it’s your fault, Lance!

Oh he’s an ASSSS. In the span of two hours, all of a sudden, he’s not in love? I’m irritated.

He reminds me of my brother. Compulsive lying, then upset when you don’t believe him when it really matters! I’m irritated 😂 you’ve been lying, cheating, abusive, neglectful…but yet upset with your twin because she doesn’t fully believe you?!?! Hit a bit too close to home, ha.

The “Dickhead Defender” 😂 perfect representation for Lance.

She is/was PREGNANT?!?! My flabbers have been gasted!

Still kinda bored though lmao

She bought him a damn bar! And he still cheated omg. I’m hurtttt. He doesn’t even love herrr smh

Scratch that, no, I’m still bored. But this egotistical mf thought I liked him? And now he reveals a MISTRESS?! The audacity of a man ugh.

Still bored…