Alyssa Lamattina’s Reviews > Animal > Status Update

I am so freaking confused, and who the hell wrote this!? A 10 year old boy probably. The author keeps mentioning irrelevant places and characters and just won’t shut up about the most stupid things. Also why are the metaphors so UNPOETIC AND DUMB like who relates a phone to a duck when the story has nothing to do with a duck and call the police horny just for showing up. This is gonna be the hardest read.