Status Update

mattie is 84% done

fmc’s always gotta do something a little dumb to piss me right tf off

— Jan 21, 2026 05:56PM

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mattie’s Previous Updates

mattie is 80% done

why am i sad ughhhhh

— Jan 21, 2026 06:11AM

mattie is 77% done

I’m gonna throw my phone

— Jan 21, 2026 05:50AM

mattie is 73% done

yeah so WTF IS GOING ON

— Jan 21, 2026 04:17AM

mattie is on page 327 of 499

this conversation makes me physically ill

— Jan 20, 2026 07:36PM

mattie is 65% done

when will it be her turn ughhhh

— Jan 20, 2026 07:17PM

mattie is 58% done

that’s right, pup. grovel

— Jan 20, 2026 06:41PM

mattie is 54% done

so much just happened

— Jan 20, 2026 05:31PM

mattie is 51% done

HELLO?! Foaming. At. The. Mouth.

— Jan 20, 2026 01:53PM

mattie is 48% done

I want to scream out loud at work

— Jan 20, 2026 12:32PM

mattie is 44% done

Shrieking with evil laughter rn

— Jan 20, 2026 11:00AM

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