Emily’s Reviews > Silvercloak > Status Update

Dang, this author must have had a thesaurus right next to her while writing this. Unfortunately she should have focused more on the writing aspect & less on sprinkling fancy words throughout.

“Will you cooperate now?” Levan asked, as though this was all very boring. — Continual reminders of a persons personality PISS ME OFF. We get it. WE GET IT. Fuck sakes. He has the emotional bandwidth of a SPOON, WE GET IT. He’s as bland as white bread. UNDERSTOOD.

Such an “important mission” yet all you can think about is screwing someone with the personality of a spoon

This book has been more boring then expected. How disappointing.

“Levan had left the door wide open….” Well ain’t that such a non obvious convenient coincidence for you hey 🙄

Thinking about sex, having sex, and thinking about penises after going through enough pain to make you pass out? Sure. Seems viable.