Bryn Yingling’s Reviews > Killing England: The Brutal Struggle for American Independence > Status Update

Baron Von Steuben is the only acceptable man. Straight men, take notes.

BARON VON STEUBEN WAS GAY??????? Omg we lost a diva.

Franklin's getting freaky with every flavor of woman like he never had a wife, while his buddies are out dying on the battlefield. No, that's fine. cool.

'Franklin, tho' plagued with fumbling age, needs nothing to excite him. But is too ready to engage when younger arms invite him.' So he's a pedophile. got it. Men really just are useless. Why are we attracted to them? Straight women are proof that sexuality is not a choice.

But he wrote the Declaration of Independence, so that excuses the incest.