Piper’s Reviews > Backwards to Oregon > Status Update

This is all that's going through my head lmao:

[FATHER, spoken]
Get excited everyone because here we are!
The place where our great trail begins!

[KIDS, spoken]
Where's that, dad?

[CITIZEN]
You're in Independence!

Welcome to
The city so pleasing
That everyone's leaving
Fuck it, go west

(Independence from Trail to Oregon)