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“He wants to set himself on fire, but he can’t afford for anyone to see him burn.”
— Jan 24, 2026 07:15AM
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“I’m trying to give you some advice, from one old man to a much younger version of himself.” “You’re thirty-nine.” “My liver is ninety-three.”
As someone whose liver is also 93, this is hilarious 😂
— Jan 22, 2026 06:02AM
As someone whose liver is also 93, this is hilarious 😂
