Jaz H’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

She smash on my bone construct

I hesitantly retract my previous statement about harrow but I am keeping one hand on it ready to go just in case I need it again

+1000 points to Polyamory Sex or whatever his name is. Minus ten quintillion for harrow. I hate this book

Has everyone read this stupid book except for me?

On a completely unrelated note, every time I hear or read “Nonagesimus” it brings to mind “nonagon infinity opens the door,” which I find funny because not only do nonagesimus and nonagon have the same root word, but this book seems to be about opening doors. Many of them. Isn’t that something

Bruh

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

magnusssss! that was a shitty joke magnuuus

when are dr skelebone’s office hours i need to speak with him

Unfortunately I don’t have a clue what’s going on