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Spoilers!!!!!!!!




AHHHHH SHES PREGNANT!!!!!!

GO GIRL!! FIGHT FOR YOUR MAN😂 That Robin chick deserved it😂😭

I’m surprised that the games started this early! Maybe there will be a final one at the end!

“You’ll be safe from all the creeps out there. And most importantly, I am your friend. If you can’t marry your friend, who can you marry?

Cons: I have a big c*ck.

He roosts on my front porch and sometimes comes inside my cabin. His name is Rufus and he crows at 6:04 AM everyday. If he shows any c*ck like aggression towards you, I will move him back to the barn. You will be my number one hen.”

SOOO FUNNY!

“As if on current, I hear the squawk of my rooster, Rufus, and turn around to see Ethan sprinting up the hill toward my cabin. Usually roosters are the ones to terrorize humans, but not in this case. Evil Ethan always strikes first. Rufus spots the little terror and flies off my porch rail, running toward the forest for cover.
My poor c*ck.”

The most funny thing ever and I BURSTED out laughing!!!