Status Update

Jasper Turksma is 56% done

when your goat washed 🥀

— Jan 25, 2026 10:05AM

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Jasper’s Previous Updates

Jasper Turksma is 74% done

YOOOO A DRAGON

— 1 hour, 16 min ago

Jasper Turksma is 63% done

uuuuurrrgghhh when are the dragons gonna show uuuuuuup...........

— 23 hours, 13 min ago

Jasper Turksma is 45% done

the misery of this road trip rivals that of the united kingdom

— Jan 24, 2026 06:57PM

Jasper Turksma is 39% done

the what-end of night?!?!

— Jan 23, 2026 06:34PM

Jasper Turksma is 35% done

Ged is lowkirkenuinely goated

— Jan 23, 2026 04:40PM

Jasper Turksma is 29% done

reflects average visit to birmingham

— Jan 22, 2026 05:35PM

Jasper Turksma is 16% done

is this the Shrek 3 of the Earthsea series?

— Jan 20, 2026 04:04PM

Jasper Turksma is 7% done

no witches??

— Jan 19, 2026 08:02PM

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