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Catelyn VI, Jon V, Tyrion VI:

Cat watches a Trial

Jon sees Aemon get Introduced

And Tyrion sets up camp for a while

Eddard X:

“They were seven against three.”

Tyrion V:

Type shit

Bran V:

God I would do TERRIBLE things for a Direwolf

Daenerys IV:

Viserys - "Next you'll want to braid my hair."
Daenerys - "I'd never." Why was he always so cruel? She had only wanted to help. "You have no right to a braid, you have won no victories yet."

CLOCKED HIS ASSS

Eddard IX:

“he tried to rise, only to fall again, choking on his scream. He could see the splintered bone poking through his calf.
It was the last thing he saw for a time. The rain came down and down and down.”

Yeeooowch!

Catelyn V:

This felt like the longest chapter I’ve ever had to read in my life

Eddard VIII:

Robert has GOT to get a grip bro

Arya III:

“Wizards die the same as other men, once you cut their heads off”

Tyrion IV:

Yeah