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Zana is 2% done

“Ice the size of cherries, of plums, hit him on the arms, on the side of his head, before he reached shelter. The wood roof overhead shuddered, the ice a barrage, like cannon fire . . .

Catimus Abhigan turned white when the first boom echoed, when he realized what it meant.

He’d been wrong. Again, he’d been wrong: the trees had summoned hail to clear the bombard field.”

Magic trees‽‽

— Jan 26, 2026 01:58PM

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Zana is 64% done

‘“Did he truly reveal his plans? Brag about everything he intends?”

“Mostly,” Math said. “Could’ve used more detail. Maybe a map or two. But I’m not complaining.”’

This book gets more and more stupid by the chapter

— Jan 31, 2026 06:54AM

Zana is 64% done

“He doesn’t think of you as his daughter. I saw how he stared at you. That was not the gaze of a loving parent.”

Ew

— Jan 31, 2026 06:40AM

Zana is 63% done

”gravefucker” ???

👁️👄👁️

— Jan 31, 2026 06:28AM

Zana is 38% done

‘“Remember that you’re a wild mage,” she murmured. “Your limitations are self-imposed.”

“My inability to manifest a weapon begs to differ.”

“My magic doesn’t care about my belief, but yours does, and you countered a spell I cast at the height of my powers without even trying. Don’t undersell yourself.”’

He's The One™️!! 🙄

— Jan 30, 2026 09:48AM

Zana is 38% done

‘She cleared her throat, straightened her borrowed uniform, and asked sweetly, “Are all your balls this large?”’

Bro enough with the balls 😮‍💨

— Jan 30, 2026 09:46AM

Zana is 35% done

‘“Is it truly so common in this era for men to sit as if you are royalty on a throne?” She glanced down–not at his legs, but his hips. “With your legs spread wide open as though some invisible lover is nestled between them, about to give you a—”’

Oh god

— Jan 30, 2026 09:16AM

Zana is 25% done

“...The imitation wasn’t perfect: leaves replaced hair, branches grew from skin, and thorns substituted for nails. Math couldn’t tell if Huraiik wore clothing made from plants, or if his body had grown foliage to mimic garments. He didn’t look like a tree—but he certainly didn’t look human.”

Gross AND cool

— Jan 29, 2026 07:34PM

Zana is 23% done

‘“You did raise the dead. Twice. I watched.”

“It’s hardly my fault that corpses are so convenient to animate. They come pre-articulated.”’

👁️👄👁️

— Jan 29, 2026 07:12PM

Zana is 23% done

“Knights were rising, one by one—some missing limbs, others with crushed torsos. Captain Qin’s face was a mask of gore, one eye rolling blindly. Still he moved, just like the others.

They attacked the Kaliri in grim silence, unflinching and methodical. Math watched one knight get shot point-blank in the chest, stagger back—then snatch the weapon and beat its wielder to death with it.”

ZOMBIES 🧟‍♀️

— Jan 29, 2026 07:10PM

Zana is 20% done

‘The little girl bounced on her toes. “Are you going to kiss the pretty lady and break the spell?”

Math blinked. “What?” He glanced at the body, then away. “No!”

Jaiik piped up, “Can I kiss the pretty lady and break the spell?”

Tanxi burst into tense laughter as Taris smacked Jaiik’s head.’

👁️👄👁️

— Jan 29, 2026 04:02PM