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Ashley
is 20% done
Have you heard of this yet? If not, you have and you will.
— Jan 26, 2026 04:05PM
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Ashley
is 52% done
A reviewer called our protagonist the most despicable they’d ever encountered. Holding up the mirror, as social satire demands, I kept waiting for our girl to drop the act or be struck by life-altering epiphany. At minimum, to thaw into a life with less pretense. But we know, there’s no get-out-of-jail-free card for cataclysmic dysfunction much less abject moral failure. Which one do you think this is?
— Feb 04, 2026 01:05AM
Ashley
is 40% done
I’m inching along but brimming with anticipation, wishing I had more time to read today.
— Feb 02, 2026 05:13AM
