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This is fantastic

Favorite lines so far:
- guards who have so much muscle that they have muscles that don’t even have Latin names because back when people spoke Latin idiots as big as this didn’t even exist yet
- the woman pretty much has the emotional range of a lampshade
- it turns out to his horror that Louisa isn’t at all afraid of index fingers because she isn’t an elevator button