Cody’s Reviews > Spare > Status Update

This feels incredibly out of touch so far. This man has been given everything in the world for most of his life and he somehow plays the victim constantly and never has anything(!?) I also can’t trust a grown man that refers to his dead mother as ‘mummy’ every 5 seconds.

Although I did enjoy hearing him suffer through getting frostbite on the tip of his (prince) Willy.