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Johanna
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Reading about starvation disaster situations makes me feel like I need more fat for my body to eat before my organs and shit
— 3 hours, 42 min ago
Johanna
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Ok so orcas have been doing their thang for at least a few hundred years. Lowkey at this point people should just assume orcas are gonna attack ur boat I think
— 21 hours, 16 min ago
Johanna
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Shipwreck in a traumatic way, hoping to land in ur tiny boat before u die, PLUS tobacco withdrawals? Amazing that everyone didn’t kill themselves frfr
— 21 hours, 40 min ago
Johanna
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Crazy that they didn’t know anything about the people considering British sailors had definitely heard of the Society Islands as a great place to get ur dick wet
— Jan 26, 2026 01:11AM
Johanna
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Oh sperm whales are definitely smart enough to go after a ship and sink it on purpose
— Jan 25, 2026 07:47PM
Johanna
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Only a matter of time until a whale gets sick of being stabbed and fights back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Jan 25, 2026 07:38PM
Johanna
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I’m no sailor or whaleman but like……. Everything is going wrong sunk cost fallacy frfr
— Jan 24, 2026 10:38PM

