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Sam Nowiski
is 7% done
consumer guilt: "i burn 100 bucks with a single click and feel the rush of guilt, instantly knowing which items were mistakes. where am i gonna wear a kimono and how am i gonna pull of culottes and why is this kind of wherewithal completely inaccessible to me until after clicking that 'place order' button? maybe it takes commitment to know you shouldn't have committed in the first place"
— Jan 27, 2026 06:00AM
Sam Nowiski
is 3% done
why do all men watch Scarface, Goodfellas, and Pulp Fiction🙄only thing she forgot was Wolf of Walkstreet, sometimes Godfather too
— Jan 27, 2026 05:52AM

