E.E. Duke’s Reviews > The Unincorporated Man > Status Update

I need more characters.

So if he cannot be older than 100 - whatever the first frozen dude is, how come everyone is acting like they cannot even guess how old he is, or when he’s from?

These people are full on morons. But what do you expect from smooth brain libertarian dip shits?

What?!?!

“How long?”

“I assume you mean how long have you been suspended?”

“Yes. How long?”

By our estimates, about 300 years. With some more information we could give you an exact date.”

“Maybe later.”

I’m sorry, the fuck? The lack of curiosity is astounding. You’ve woken up in the future, you don’t care what year it is, or even the answer to your own question.

Fuck this stupid, fucking garbage book.

“Are any other people from my time around?”

“No.” Long winded, asinine reason why, which isn’t just, ‘Everyone else woke up a long time ago because they didn’t put themselves in a coffin in a mountain, and bury themselves away like some fuckin’ idiot,’ but that ends with a libertarian jerk off motion.

“Oh, yes. That’s why I buried myself. To avoid that fate.”

… bitch, if you knew all those people were “killed” then what the fuck… you know what? I don’t actually care. The authors aren’t smart enough to have wrestled with any of the holes I’m poking.

Every smart person in this book is a moron (100% because these authors don’t have enough brain cells to rub together between the both of them).

I don’t believe for an instant any learned person would actually think that this 300 year old man is just going to be fine walking into modern society.

First off, these people should barely speak the same language.

Secondly, I’m no history major but I understand how tech was 300 years ago, and fuck, I’ve lived long enough in the modern era to know how quickly it changes now. These people have clearly learned things about the past, and know about when cryo or whatever started and… and you know what? This is so stupid. I’m asking and thinking about this more than the author.

32:57 into chapter 1 for part 2

I have lost nearly all respect for the person who recommended me this horse shit.

“Private property is the corner stone of any successful society…”

Fuck off.

Fuckin’ libertarians. Disgusting.

I didn’t know we would hit in age of consent shit in this book. A 14 year old fucking was not on my bingo card for this one.

I hate it here.

I cannot get over how fucking stupid everyone in this book is.

Besides having him there to be a menace later, why the fuck was Hector allowed to be around? They know he’s up to no good, that he has ulterior motives. But he’s allowed to be in the deciding room for now reason. He’s not kept under strict watch so he doesn’t do the things they know he wants to do.

It’s so stupid! That whole scene just goes to prove how idiotic everyone and their brother is in this moronic, poorly written, drivel!

God. Fuck these authors.

Please enjoy our super awesome, great future. Elevators were so inefficient we got rid of them. What did we replace them with? Tubes where you have to travel super slowly because people can get in and out at will. Yes, it does take 10 minutes to get to another floor in the same building, but you floated there and didn’t have to ride on an inefficient platform.

No, you cannot move anything bulky in them, that would be inefficient in our super efficient, very slow tubes!

It really is just what uncreative morons think the future will be like. They’ve not thought out any of it, but they always give this long winded, idiotic speeches about how cool and good all the lame and useless stuff is.

I. Hate. It. Here.

I’m crying I hate it so much.

“Seatbelt laws, anti smoking laws. In bars for Damsa’s sake.”

It’s just the laziest, libertarian jerking off I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading. But I’d honestly expect nothing less from libertarians. Only so much thought can happen in those baby brains.

It’s so stupid! You’re telling me some random dude can tell the elevator where to drop someone else off?!?!? The implications of this are fucking wild. Security who?

There is no god dammed internal consistency!

Here’s your avatar, it will help you do all kinds of things. They’ve even set people up before. They’re great!

Avatars aren’t generally used by adults. You become to dependent on them, and they are socially frowned upon once you reach a certain age.

Honestly, not surprised. I’m having the worst time reading this slop, I can’t imagine the authors read this drivel either.

I know if I google these mother fuckers I’m going to find out they became crypto bros

“Playing to her misconception.” Bitch, you don’t actually know anything. For all intents and purposes you are a moron who doesn’t know anything. Shut the fuck up.

I hate this book.

Oh, I tried to find out if they are crypto bros. No idea. But they are zionists, so… there’s that.

A frank Sinatra song plays on the stereo. Seriously? Seriously? It’s 300 years in the future!

Sure, some people still listen to classical music from all of human history, but you’re telling me the sexy time music hasn’t changed in 300 years?

Get the fuck out!

Of course these fucking dip shits don’t understand time zones. If you leave Boulder, CO at about eleven or noon, even if it only takes an hour, it will not be late afternoon in Italy. It’s going to be 10 or 11 at night depending on when they actually left. Or, you know, NOT AFTERNOON, LATE AFTERNOON, EARLY EVENING, EVENING, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT! IT’S GONNA BE NIGHT, YOU WHOLE DINGUSES!