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I need an autobiography on this guy

Rides a motorcycle to work as a professor, steals drugs from the college medical cabinets, does them, AND writes I mean come onnn I can easily envision fanfic about this guy-

“Then I went to urinate, and in my urine stream was a video or movie of the past played back in reverse. Everything that had just happened in the room was coming out of me like watching a movie in my urine stream, playing in reverse. This totally blew my mind.”

BUDDY ARE YOU GOOD??

“One knows the smell of a low B flat, the sound of green, the taste of the categorical imperative (which is something like veal).”

Buddy is not okay