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Kayyyy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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STOPPPPP I met this guy named Aiden and we went to a basketball game and he yells "THATS MY MANNNN" during free throws and he asked if he sounded zesty and I said yeah but we love zesty men and he said he wants to be a zesty daddy and I can be a zesty mommy and we can have zesty babies together HELPPPPPP IM CRINEEEE
— Jan 28, 2026 06:43AM
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☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆
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Jan 28, 2026 06:50AM
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that's.. interesting 😭
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OMGGG WHAT’LL YOU DO?? My life is mf boring I NEED to know
★ Sayuri ★ wrote: "OMGGG WHAT’LL YOU DO?? My life is mf boring I NEED to know"BROO WE WENT SKATING IT WAS SO FUN AND HE BOUGHT ME A DRINK (he would have extra points if it was hot coco BUT IT WASNT smh) AND HE HELPED ME when I FELLLL like OMG HELP IM GUSHING
☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆ wrote: "that's.. interesting 😭"lmaooo
☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆ wrote: "that's.. interesting 😭"he said it so the guy would ruin his freethrow AND IT WORKED
Kayyyy wrote: "☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆ wrote: "that's.. interesting 😭"he said it so the guy would ruin his freethrow AND IT WORKED"
I saw a video of a guy doing something like that to a random dude at his graduation lolll
☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆ wrote: "Kayyyy wrote: "☆ Dylan [Joey Jordison's vers.] ☆ wrote: "that's.. interesting 😭"he said it so the guy would ruin his freethrow AND IT WORKED"
I saw a video of a guy doing something like that to ..."
it was so funny
