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The Garden of Eden✨
is on page 329 of 400
Yanne, Lu and Felicia all need their asses beat. Like, I mean dragged across concrete by their hair with their teeth knocked out. All three of them!
— Jan 28, 2026 07:55AM
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The Garden of Eden✨
is on page 270 of 400
See, and the reason why I’d never be in situations like this- I’ll slap tf outta somebody, I neverrr gave a fuck. Come correct or leave with a red mark. It seems everyone is choosing a red mark in this book.
— Jan 27, 2026 04:22PM
The Garden of Eden✨
is on page 198 of 400
Nora said “Sometimes the whole work of being a woman was simply fooling men into taking action” and yet hasn’t had any of them scare Felicia off from her bullshit sabotage attempts.
— Jan 27, 2026 03:10PM
The Garden of Eden✨
is on page 198 of 400
Everyone is genuinely pissing me off rn. No offense, but idgaf about what Lu has going on. EVERYONE IS IN DEBT HOE ur not special.
— Jan 27, 2026 03:07PM
The Garden of Eden✨
is 42% done
I need everyone to get the everloving fuck outta Nora & Bear’s faces!
— Jan 27, 2026 01:05PM
