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Asia is 80% done

Dogs make everything better.

— Jan 29, 2026 09:55AM

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Asia is 68% done

Was that a threesome, technically?

Poor Mr. Neck-Neck 😂

— Jan 29, 2026 08:41AM

Asia is 54% done

Then Chiron would have been on the plane. What the fuck, Harris? He would have been so scared!

Ilya the protector of puppies, I approve!

— Jan 29, 2026 07:28AM

Asia is 45% done

— Jan 29, 2026 07:25AM

Asia is 20% done

Maybe he should ask Ilya for Shane Hollander's number.

If you want to lose your teeth I guess?

— Jan 28, 2026 12:42PM

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