Eekind’s Reviews > Flowers in the Attic > Status Update

Corrine spent all that money of Christmas presents instead of putting it towards leasing an apartment two towns over for these little devils spawn to stew in…Cathy is literally doing advanced oldest child latch key labor they couldn’t be more unsupervised if they wanted to…You know Corrine is already test baking those Rat Poison Powdered Donuts for her unwanted attic children so she can get that ring

“The twins love raisins…and so do I” These five year olds could have gone rabid for Nerds gummy clusters I can tell you that much…and then later we have to hear Cathy complain about how obsessed they are with Bananas…truly unhinged storytelling

VC has to stop lampshading how bad the attic is…she has Cathy going on and on about how bad it would be to be stuck in the attic for an extended period of time…ma’am your the one at the typewriter that’s gonna stick these kids in that attic for three years!

The fact that Cathy and Chris just found out that their ancestors were probably confederate spies and that doesn’t even rank in like to top 10 pressing issues of them being locked in this abandoned wing of the mansion with access to the attic…I’m also annoyed that Chris tries to make Cathy call the Civil War the States War…you were both raised in Pennsylvania what is going on

I’m aware were gonna spend the next like 70% of the book with Cathy clocking Corrines resentment and dismissal of her children while Particularly Christopher is none the wiser…but it’s so illuminating to have the context of Corrine seeing Cathy as a more bold and aggressive version of herself at 12…

Obsessed with the opening being a Roman A Clef authors note from Cathy about how she changed identifying features but wants her abusers actions to haunt them…this is the energy from the confessions magazine VC Andrews I wanted to see