Melsey’s Reviews > Bound to the Battle God > Status Update

Two words. Slow. Burn.

" I suspect he expected to be greeted with naked dancing girls and riches since he was a god. He was, but not the way he wanted. Instead, he got me—a salty Earth woman who has no time for his bullshit, and a midnight run out of Dodge. Definitely not what he expected."

I lean in close to Aron. “From this point on, your name is Grover.” Even though it’s dark and he’s hooded, I can still see a frown on his pale jaw. “That is a stupid name. Why?”

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