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Jess is starting

I am not emotionally, mentally, spiritually or physically prepared for how enraged this “book” is going to make me.

— Jan 30, 2026 05:25AM

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The only good thing about this book is this semi-rabid raccoon.

— Jan 30, 2026 03:50PM

Jess is starting

I have read only the lineage diagram and I’m already pissed off

— Jan 30, 2026 09:57AM

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I'm getting "if 2026 was a book" vibes

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But actually

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