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Natalie is 30% done

I hope the soccer coach dies just so we are all clear. WHO CALLS A 15 SOCCER STAR CHUBBY

— Jan 30, 2026 11:00AM

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Natalie’s Previous Updates

Natalie is finished

Ya know what, Frieda you got me on this one

— Jan 31, 2026 05:29PM

Natalie is 91% done

Omfg if only Cooper minded his own business

— Jan 31, 2026 04:45PM

Natalie is 89% done

Ah so I’m confused right now

— Jan 31, 2026 04:33PM

Natalie is 88% done

Harley this is about to be awkward for you in more ways than one

— Jan 31, 2026 04:26PM

Natalie is 80% done

Ok hear me out but maybe there is another way to get rid of your trauma

— Jan 31, 2026 03:14PM

Natalie is 75% done

Ok all her crashouts are valid yall are making this a big deal especially when she protected you guys

— Jan 31, 2026 02:56PM

Natalie is 68% done

COOPER MIND YOUR BUSINESS

— Jan 31, 2026 02:11PM

Natalie is 63% done

We have taken a sharp turn

— Jan 31, 2026 01:49PM

Natalie is 52% done

Harley you are not slick

— Jan 30, 2026 05:27PM

Natalie is 41% done

HER having an affair would be AWFUL cooper please grow up

— Jan 30, 2026 04:15PM

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