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Alder [In the Woods]
is 99% done
“So Zelophehad’s daughters did as the Lord commanded Moses. Zelophehad’s daughters—Mahlah, Tirzah, Hoglah, Milkah and Noah—married their cousins on their father’s side.”
God encourages this btw
— Feb 05, 2026 04:15AM
God encourages this btw
Alder [In the Woods]
is 86% done
“And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.”
The fuck
— Feb 05, 2026 04:08AM
The fuck
Alder [In the Woods]
is 86% done
(Numbers 31:13)
Her husband may confirm or nullify any vow she makes or any sworn pledge to deny herself.
Bruh
— Feb 04, 2026 12:57PM
Her husband may confirm or nullify any vow she makes or any sworn pledge to deny herself.
Bruh
Alder [In the Woods]
is 72% done
“but those who died in the plague numbered 24,000.”
I've literally lost count of how many people God has killed so far bro
— Feb 04, 2026 07:48AM
I've literally lost count of how many people God has killed so far bro
Alder [In the Woods]
is 42% done
“ While the Israelites were in the wilderness, a man was found gathering wood on the Sabbath day. Then the Lord said to Moses, “The man must die. The whole assembly must stone him outside the camp.” So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the Lord commanded Moses.”
What a loving and kind God
— Feb 02, 2026 01:55PM
What a loving and kind God
Alder [In the Woods]
is 42% done
“Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation“
How is that fair?? Are children born as sinners then?
— Feb 01, 2026 02:07PM
How is that fair?? Are children born as sinners then?
Alder [In the Woods]
is 27% done
“Now the people complained about their hardships in the hearing of the Lord, and when he heard them his anger was aroused. Then fire from the Lord burned among them and consumed some of the outskirts of the camp.“
Damn, bros got some serious anger issues
— Jan 30, 2026 03:10PM
Damn, bros got some serious anger issues
Alder [In the Woods]
is on page 15
“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries“
Isn’t that killing a fetus though…?
— Jan 29, 2026 02:42PM
Isn’t that killing a fetus though…?

