jasmine’s Reviews > Loving the Reaper > Status Update

“What, do they kill people? Are they some sort of Illuminati or something? Is Beyoncé part of it?”

IM DEADDD PEACH UR SO FUNNY

this is so goodddd

“That the world one day learns my murderer was Penelope Sanderson-Menacci.”

damn penelope that jealousy really got to u

all the other books are shit so i had to pull out my guaranteed good book