max!’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

“Nonagesimus,” she said slowly, “the only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted someone to hold the sword as you fell on it. The only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted your ass kicked so hard, the Locked Tomb opened and a parade came out to sing, ‘Lo! A destructed ass.’ The only job I’d do would be if you wanted me to spot you while you backflipped off the top tier into Drearburh.” romance is alive

you know, for someone who has drafted and planned and dreamed up a book series with an ensemble cast of around 20 characters, i sure seem to have a hard time remembering who's who in this

no way this is finally getting interesting thank God