Evelyn Kelly’s Reviews > Exile > Status Update

Shannon stop this right now. The only pain this girl should be going through right now is period cramps.

Shannon, how much pain must this poor girl go through? She keeps getting struck with long periods of agony-you'd think Mr. Forkle would sedate her for the limbuim. He would, you just like putting your heroine through pain, don't you? I'm older than her and I could not go through that. Compared to poor Sophie's trials, Harry went through nothing. Please, stop this girl's agony. Stick with broken fingers and headaches.

Oh yeah and Fitz is Harry (except worse, he's just perfect with no angst), Sophie's Hermione (love interests wise) but at this rate it seems Hermione's not gonna end up with Ron. Fitz and Sophie are only connected because of telepathy and how Fitz's the first elf she met - her and Dex are actual besties. Also I bet I'd like Keefe so much better if he wasn't blonde.

Ok so Dex is Ron and Keefe's dad is Lucius Malfoy - but still why does every character have to be blonde