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Sarah is 55% done

And I too would say “Guy Rouillard” because wtf are you going to do if she does??

— 5 hours, 35 min ago

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Sarah’s Previous Updates

Sarah is 54% done

It must be a genetic affliction, huh? That’s what we’re calling it now??

— 5 hours, 41 min ago

Sarah is 47% done

I mean we obviously can see she has Daddy issues, but this sure takes the cake!

— 16 hours, 59 min ago

Sarah is 42% done

You sound just like your daddy!! 🤢 hawk tuah!!

— 23 hours, 29 min ago

Sarah is 42% done

Now you tryna fuck with her money and I don’t like that!!

— 23 hours, 34 min ago

Sarah is 35% done

Oh, So it’s her fault you don’t think you’ll be able to control yourself around her??

— Feb 02, 2026 11:23AM

Sarah is 19% done

🫤🫩😕

— Feb 02, 2026 07:27AM

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