Blanca’s Reviews > The Long Game > Status Update

Yayyyyy they are married! Fr this time hahaha
Diamonds as their first dance song is HILARIOUS I’m cackling

OMG, I’m so happy that they’re gonna be playing together, they are gonna be the IT couple

Omg poor Ilya and Shane, to get outed like that must be awful.

OMG THEY ARE ENGAGED! IM ECSTATIC NO THE MEXT BEST THING

“Shane realized that most of Ilya’s posts were, in weird cryptic ways, about Shane. His entire account was like a secret diary of their relationship, full of inside jokes and little references that only Shane would understand.”
OMG he’s so in love. It hurts him.

“Oh, fuck you. Sorry I still want to win cups instead of smoking weed with my teammates between losses.”
Oh shit, Shane went too far, I’m with Ilya this time

Thank god they are mentioning Troy, I was SO lost with the timeline

HE KEPT THE PHOTOS THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST CUTE THING EVER

Accepting that you need professional help is the hardest and most important step! I’m proud of Ilya for that

Omg they are married! Sort of at least I’m happy nonetheless