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imagine your nemesis killing you in full view of your entire city and your parents, dragging your corpse in the dirt behind his chariot so that your widow can see, declaring your body will be eaten by dogs and then getting his army to participate in a mini olypmics to celebrate your death💀

the achaeans taking turns stabbing hector’s body after achilles kills him 😭 julius caesar take notes!

there’s a whole conversation between patroclus and hector as patroclus is dying that TSoA just nukes 😭 they fight for an entire day over Patroclus’ corpse you can’t make this up

Just met the baby Zeus orders Odysseus to kill (at least in Epic’s version of events) poor little guy doesn’t even know he’s doomed omfg

these women need guns STAT!

I’m listening to this scratching my head tryna figure out who tf is Alexandros. Whole time that’s Paris’ other name?? For some reason??? Bruh 😭