Lizzie Kerman’s Reviews > The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt > Status Update

It cannot be necessary for this biography to be so horny for teddy. Every time he meets someone they take such great pains to express how fuckable he is. I can’t do this anymore.

The way my boy is acting about his own decision to remarry after being widowed really brings new meaning to the term crash out

Every time you hate that I’m reading this book, just know that makes me read it even harder.

Alice died. Womp womp.

Theodore Roosevelt is maybe very bisexual to me

Roosevelt family taunts unhoused people abroad and then meets the pope. Ok? This book is so weird.

Theodore Roosevelt sr. Feminist icon?

This biography kinds horny for teddy. Let’s do it this guy seems nuts.