Alyra Doyle’s Reviews > Love, Theoretically > Status Update

He’s masturbating and is gonna cum on her stomach WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

Not the 69 reference… #freaknation

Sitting silently in my car genuinely baffled listening to this sex scene

I genuinely just screamed in my car. They’re having a conversation or argument and jack says “OK how do I make you cum“ I mean what in the actual ever loving fuck are we doing here?

I really like the pacing of this book and how they don’t just ignore each other the whole book and then have sex together in the end and then they’re together this book kind of explores a real trajectory of a relationship where they’re hanging out and going on dates, but also I don’t know I just like that the attraction was Expressed before halfway into the book.

Thank God OK so originally jack asked Elsie out and she said no I can’t Lord knows why but then Jack and Elsie go to the his grandma‘s house and they talk and then through that she realizes I don’t even fucking know but then she says I wanna go out with you so thank God at least OK she came to her senses

He probably just thinks that I’m the last person he slept with because he’s not even awake right now. He doesn’t remember that I’m here bitch he told you 30,000 times that he likes you get the fuck out of my face. I hate when people do that fucking shit.

OK, here’s the one thing that’s agitating me about Elsie. Is that multiple multiple times jack has told Elsie that he finds her attractive. He did a love confession about how he’s so drawn to her and how he felt horrible in this this and this but still she has a panic attack whole thing whatever she spends the night at his house they’re cuddling together and she’s thinking oh he probably just thinks….

They’re getting into a love confession, but they’re still seven hours left of this book. What is she gonna play?

I’m liking the backstory and the foundation of these characters hatred of each other there’s a lot of layers to it and I’m really enjoying that It’s not just like boom they meet and they just don’t like each other. There’s background history and also with the whole brother thing. It’s juicy so I’m intrigued that it’s not just surface level hate