b (tobias forge's version)’s Reviews > By the Horns > Status Update
b (tobias forge's version)
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This is a very personal ick, but it makes me SO uncomfortable when a guy is like, “You’re wet, so I know you like it.” Really took me out of that sex scene.
— Feb 05, 2026 07:36PM
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b (tobias forge's version)
is 23% done
I feel about "naughty" the way the internet insists I ought to feel about "moist."
— Feb 03, 2026 01:56PM
b (tobias forge's version)
is 11% done
Ah yes, the age-old “you think I’m a sex worker sent to drain your knot because the Minotaur god put a horny curse on you, but you don’t know who I actually am because a magical artifact blew up in your face and you temporarily can’t see” opener.
— Feb 02, 2026 08:05PM
