Mariam’s Reviews > The Perfect Find > Status Update

I would’ve bet my bottom dollar he would’ve dropped Tim 🫩 Shoukdve known better, he didn’t even drop idolizing his pedophilic father.

“How did you prevent wrinkles? You know, Afterwards?” MAKE IT STOP 😭😭😭

Jinx, my baby 🥺

Okay cause this is so dramatic

“Well, where are you gonna get the baby from? CVS?” My god today 😭😭😭 I’m fucking gone bro

First “nigga” of the book, knew they would pull through before the home stretch.

I’m calling it now, Jenna has the baby by herself and dies, and then Eric takes over.

So Brian’s as comical a bitch as Eric is as comically a “dream guy”. Tia.

I know Brian ain’t/aint’snt shit but I just love them so bad 🥺 I’m swooning girl go back home omg

The celebrity name drops 😭