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Elaine is 38% done

Best line so far is "Bitch McConnell" I want to live in this world.

— Feb 08, 2026 09:05AM

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Elaine ’s Previous Updates

Elaine is 90% done

I rescind my prior comment about leopards eating faces.

— Feb 14, 2026 07:35PM

Elaine is 88% done

— Feb 14, 2026 08:41AM

Elaine is 74% done

— Feb 13, 2026 05:36AM

Elaine is 65% done

— Feb 12, 2026 05:56PM

Elaine is 64% done

— Feb 12, 2026 06:28AM

Elaine is 60% done

About certain characters' stupid decisions. I hope the leopards eat your face.

— Feb 12, 2026 05:49AM

Elaine is 58% done

— Feb 12, 2026 05:33AM

Elaine is 48% done

— Feb 11, 2026 06:14PM

Elaine is 46% done

— Feb 10, 2026 09:50AM

Elaine is 40% done

— Feb 09, 2026 07:06PM

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