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comparing michael cera and burt reynolds moustaches is diabolical 😭

why do me and colt have the same uncle chuck? 🤨 like that’s literally my uncle

“better than talking to myself all day. don’t get me wrong - the conversations get interesting. imagine the reality show love island, except i’m the only person there, and i’m at a lake instead of a sandy beach… and none of the women i’m talking to are attracted to me”

oh colt how i love you