Status Update

Amber Winslow is 44% done

"Men and women never pay the same price for passion." WELP.

— Feb 09, 2026 07:21AM

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Amber’s Previous Updates

Amber Winslow is 95% done

Well. At least they're together. Sads.

— Feb 10, 2026 05:20AM

Amber Winslow is 93% done

BUT WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE DOGGY :( GO GET HER. GO GET HER NOW.

— Feb 10, 2026 05:11AM

Amber Winslow is 77% done

I'M NOT DOING WELL, GUYS

— Feb 09, 2026 12:50PM

Amber Winslow is 76% done

Pegasus :(

— Feb 09, 2026 12:45PM

Amber Winslow is 76% done

I HATE HIM. I HATE PERSUES SO MUCH. TRULY.

— Feb 09, 2026 12:43PM

Amber Winslow is 69% done

Lol angry birds

— Feb 09, 2026 12:12PM

Amber Winslow is 63% done

Ugh. Perseus. Just the worst.

— Feb 09, 2026 11:41AM

Amber Winslow is 62% done

"Ear-ah-vock-ably." That's...that's not how you say irrevocably.

— Feb 09, 2026 11:37AM

Amber Winslow is 57% done

oh my girl :(

— Feb 09, 2026 11:11AM

Amber Winslow is 51% done

Really takes you out of the story when you hear the narrator's phone go off.

— Feb 09, 2026 09:32AM

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