Status Update

Ellie is 80% done

Idk I think you’re doing it wrong if marriage is “surprisingly tedious.” 🫠

— 9 hours, 53 min ago

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Ellie’s Previous Updates

Ellie is 85% done

— 9 hours, 37 min ago

Ellie is 80% done

— 9 hours, 54 min ago

Ellie is 75% done

— 10 hours, 20 min ago

Ellie is 70% done

— Feb 08, 2026 02:35PM

Ellie is 60% done

— Feb 07, 2026 10:46PM

Ellie is 48% done

OH I GET IT THE SOUP IS A METAPHOR AND WE ALL HATE OUR WIVES

— Feb 05, 2026 10:51AM

Ellie is 44% done

— Feb 03, 2026 11:25AM

Ellie is 34% done

— Jan 31, 2026 09:03AM

Ellie is 24% done

Awful lot of people walking around describing soup.

— Jan 31, 2026 05:57AM

Ellie is 23% done

— Jan 30, 2026 02:31PM

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