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Why is does the main character spend so much time eluding to stories of her past like they're so deep but has no intention of explaining any of them. "I'm so deep and tortured, pick me!!!"
— Feb 09, 2026 03:50PM
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Eleanore
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So... The whole story has come to nothing, except the only way to stop an apocalypse is to accept John's advances? Baby.
— 2 hours, 19 min ago
Eleanore
is on page 230 of 304
"Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood!"
— 2 hours, 27 min ago
Eleanore
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HOLD. THE. PHONE. ... This conversation about Kayla's breasts is exactly the same as one in Lauren Kate's Fallen (2009). Like literally, the character says people call her a skank for having large breasts and that she wants a breast reduction so her knees don't bang them when she's riding a bike
— Feb 11, 2026 03:49AM
Eleanore
is on page 112 of 304
Seriously, the quotes from Inferno actually have no relevance to what happens in these chapters. It's not deep or edgy, it's just trying too hard.
— Feb 11, 2026 03:18AM
Eleanore
is on page 40 of 304
Are we really doing that thing where each chapter starts with an excerpt of classic literature and pretending it's so deep?
— Feb 06, 2026 12:06AM
