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This year I will exorcise my soul and free it from that demon slab made by a company whose namesake is that which tempted Eve with the sin of overwhelming knowledge that cannot be unknown. I start doing this by reading a thousand-page print book that weighs two and a half pounds.

I have laughed out loud a dozen times already, because on top of everything else this book is hilarious.