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“Did any of you ever see Doctor Tetrazzini perform? I say perform advisedly because his operations were performances. He would start by throwing a scalpel across the room into the patient and then make his entrance like a ballet dancer. His speed was incredible: ‘I don’t give them time to die,’ he would say. Tumors put him in a frenzy of rage. ‘Fucking undisciplined cells!’ he would snarl, advancing on
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Thin, purple-blue lips cover a razor-sharp beak of black bone with which they frequently tear each other to shreds in fights over clients. These creatures secrete an addicting fluid from their erect penises which prolongs life by slowing metabolism. (In fact all longevity agents have proved addicting in exact ratio to their effectiveness in prolonging life.) Addicts of Mugwump fluid are known as Reptiles.
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The Meet Café occupies one side of the Plaza, a maze of kitchens, restaurants, sleeping cubicles, perilous iron balconies and basements opening into the underground baths.
On stools covered in white satin sit naked Mugwumps sucking translucent, colored syrups through alabaster straws. Mugwumps have no liver and nourish themselves exclusively on sweets.
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On stools covered in white satin sit naked Mugwumps sucking translucent, colored syrups through alabaster straws. Mugwumps have no liver and nourish themselves exclusively on sweets.
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Happy birthday William S. Burroughs
Is everybody in?
Is everybody in??
The ceremony is about to begin.
“Now once I had
a little game
I liked to crawl
back in my brain
I think you know
the game I mean
I mean the game
CALLED GO INSAAANE!” OHHHUH
— Feb 05, 2026 01:22PM
Is everybody in?
Is everybody in??
The ceremony is about to begin.
“Now once I had
a little game
I liked to crawl
back in my brain
I think you know
the game I mean
I mean the game
CALLED GO INSAAANE!” OHHHUH
A young man leaps down into the operating theater and, whipping out a scalpel, advances on the patient.
Dr. Benway: “An espontáneo! Stop him before he guts my patient!”
(Espontáneo is a bull-fighting term for a member of the audience who leaps down into the ring, pulls out a concealed cape and attempts a few passes with the bull before he is dragged out of the ring.)
The orderlies scuffle with the espontáneo, who is finally ejected from the hall. The anesthetist takes advantage of the confusion to pry a large gold filling from the patient’s mouth . . .