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"I sounded like the heroine of one of those romance novels, the gals who think with their vaginas. I tried to imagine Martin and me posing for one of those covers, me with my bodice artfully slipping, him with his 'poet shirt' strategically ripped." (29) ah yes, the classic former librarian who mocks romance novels, what a fun trope
— Feb 09, 2026 08:06PM
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"'Well,' Mrs. Bishop said, 'you're not Moonies, are you? Or those Druvidians?'
Druids? Branch Davidians?
'Gosh, no,' I said firmly." (7)
— Feb 09, 2026 08:05PM
Druids? Branch Davidians?
'Gosh, no,' I said firmly." (7)
