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“The dick? The wang, the chub, the Mr. Happy…”
“I know what a penis is,” I said. “Why would I want his?” Obviously, had I wanted it to begin with, I wouldn’t have killed the guy.“
Lots of women I help in these situations keep the penis, I don’t always ask what for, but I know they do different things with them. Chop them up and put them in stew, tack them to a dartboard, mail them to the wives, keep it as a trophy”

“Of course I didn’t want to sleep with that gerbil-looking troll. Why else do you think I was trying so hard to get drunk? Can we get back to the important part of what I said? He was there to kill me? I wasn’t even a succubus or a vampire. I was just a freaking person.”

“I don’t think I like the way that big, blond Fabio wannabe had his eye on you. You’re my special talent.”