MM Suarez’s Reviews > Caught Stealing > Status Update
MM Suarez
is 39% done
"I stand there on the sidewalk with a big sh*t-eating grin on my face. Sometimes, baby, you just eat the bear."😀
— Feb 10, 2026 06:04AM
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MM Suarez
is 90% done
"He starts to reload. I start to run. I take two steps, see the gun at my feet, stop, pick it up and turn to do I don’t know what the f*ck. He’s finished reloading. I go back to running. Running is something I know how to do."
— Feb 12, 2026 04:08PM
MM Suarez
is 78% done
"I can’t see much more because of the guy standing in front of me, holding the big gun. The gun is a Desert Eagle 45. I know because I have seen it waved around by so many bad guys on TV."
— Feb 11, 2026 07:01AM
MM Suarez
is 54% done
"That was, like, something else. Pure fear. Those boys all together just radiated f*cking fear. People just gave them whatever the f*ck and if they, like, got belligerent or some sh*t, then the hammer came down and that was that. Like, woe betide the motherf*cker."
— Feb 10, 2026 02:27PM
MM Suarez
is 28% done
"Call the cops and stop f*cking around. Whoever did this to you needs to be locked up. Before they hurt someone who cares about their life."
— Feb 09, 2026 08:29PM
MM Suarez
is 7% done
"Tasks are good when you’re trying to give up something. They keep you occupied and make your life seem useful."
— Feb 08, 2026 02:44PM
