Emma’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update
Emma
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“I must be the colour of the communist manifesto”
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SHIT OMGGGG
— Feb 10, 2026 08:55AM
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SHIT OMGGGG
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Emma
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this girl spent 4 years of college using her roommates laptop, and she gets one from her geriatric angsty sugar daddy and she doesn’t know what email is
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Emma
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bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh
This idiot man gets turned on from a 21 year old virgin biting her lip like a wattpad mc
— Feb 10, 2026 05:06PM
This idiot man gets turned on from a 21 year old virgin biting her lip like a wattpad mc
Emma
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AYYYYY we finally got him saying “I don’t make love, I fuck” lolololololololololololololol
I hate this so much
— Feb 10, 2026 03:31PM
I hate this so much
Emma
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she is literally talking to her “self-conscious”— girl you’re schizophrenic and an idiot
— Feb 10, 2026 01:26PM
