ℰrin ⋆’s Reviews > The Hidden Oracle > Status Update

“Apollo, did you do this?”
“I am offended!” I cried. “I am only indirectly responsible for this! Also, I have a plan to fix it.”
“Oh, yeah?” Percy glanced back at the destroyed dining pavilion. “How’s that going?”

mans talking to a freaking god and he does not gaf

praying that i can finish this tomorrow 🙏🙏

‘Up in my business
Always burning Oracles
Romans gonna hate’

haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (taylor reference?) (wait isn’t rick actually a swiftie it could be real)

‘Practice makes perfect
Ha, ha, ha, I don’t think so
Ignore my sobbing’

i’m actually crying why is he so funny

i wanted to get to page 200 today but i’m so tited so hopefully i’ll read more tomorrow

‘A boy in the crowd gasped. “She’s a communist!”

THE WAY I CACKLED. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KIDS BOOK??

‘Hold on. Did I just tell you who I liked? I did, didn’t I? Gods of Olympus, forget I mentioned their names! I am so embarrassed. Please don’t say anything.’

he’s so teenage girl core

‘… and, while I had invented mansplaining and was its foremost practitioner, …’

apollo: manipulate, mansplain, manwh0re

‘Sally Jackson possessed just the right combination of compassion, strength and beauty. She was one of those rare mortal women who could connect spiritually with a god as an equal - to be neither terrified of us nor greedy for what we can offer, but to provide us with true companionship.’

in this house, we love sally jackson